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MT @Miachihu "Do you have secret skills, Adam Lambert?"Short article by Voice Finland Nov 27 Trans at AdamInEnglish http://bit.ly/1OjXv60
1:56 PM - 27 Nov 2015


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Do you have secret skills, Adam Lambert?
Article by Reija Saarinen at Voice Finland website, published on November 27, 2015.

Adam Lambert's fans are said to already know to everything about the man

The public became familiar with Adam Lambert in 2009 when he became the runner-up in the American Idol competition. Since then his career has been on a steady climb upwards.

Since the beginning, Lambert has embraced his fans and openly shared information about himself. That's why, according to him, he doesn't have any secret skills that other people are not aware of. After a little thinking, though, he came up with one skill in Voice's interview, and it's one that's hard to disagree with.

- I don't think I have any secret skills. Or, well, I do, in the bedroom. But they are secret for a good reason, the man laughs.

A distracting answer and the quip after that, "You have to use your imagination", make the reporter convinced that above all, Lambert is a quick-witted man with a good sense of humor. And that's good.


Original text:
http://www.voice.fi/pop/viihde/onko-sin ... bert-86041

Adam Lambert Plays A Hilarious Game Of “Would You Rather”
Things got a little, shall we say, risqué.

Kimberley Dadds
BuzzFeed Staff, UK

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/ ... .ibXPa6vKp

He’s had a pretty iconic career in the last six years since catapulting to fame on American Idol. And there’s no sign of Adam Lambert slowing down any time soon. Having just released another single,“Another Lonely Night”, BuzzFeed invited him into our London office to play a hilariously fun game of “Would You Rather”. And things got risqué quite quickly.




Here’s what went down…
Would you rather be a dog or a cat?


Adam Lambert Plays A Hilarious Game Of "Would You Rather"

Adam: Oh come on. Easy! Dog.
BF: Any particular reason?
Adam: Cats make me sneeze so I’m kind of not into cats. And I feel like I kind of have a personality like a dog.
I’m loyal, I’m loving, affectionate… sometimes I can get a bit hyperactive… and sometimes I like to sniff people’s balls.
*Smiles cheekily*



Would you rather be a dinosaur or an alien?



Adam: *Thinks for a bit*. Alien.

continue......
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/ ... .ibXPa6vKp



Would you rather lose all of your followers or break up with a best friend?




Adam: Ooh… I think I’d rather lose all of my followers.
I mean, it would be really sad but I mean, priorities.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Realises he spelt it loose followers instead of lose followers*
Loose followers, haha. I’d like that. Get me some loose followers!




Would you rather go about your normal day naked or sleep for a year?

Adam: Lately I think I’d want to sleep for a year. I could use a year of sleep.





Would you rather cook like Gordon Ramsay or play tennis like Serena Williams?




Adam: I’d rather cook.




Would you rather drink one gallon of ketchup or one gallon of mustard?




Adam: Ew. That’s disgusting. One gallon? I feel like one gallon of mustard might put you in the hospital. I like mustard better than ketchup actually but I think ketchup I could deal with more.

continue ......
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/ ... .ibXPa6vKp



Would you rather never laugh again or never talk again?

Adam: That’s really hard.
Never laugh again or never talk again?
*Thinking face*
But isn’t laughing talking?
BF: It depends how you do it, I guess.
Adam: So you mean all I can do is laugh? That’s the only thing that would come out of my mouth?



BF: Yep, soz.
*Thinks*
That might be more fun.
I’d rather not talk again.
That would get me really frustrated after a while.





Would you rather wear the same underwear for a week or the same socks for a month?



Adam: Same socks. It’s furthest away from my nose, you know.



Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?



Adam: Snow suit in the desert! Actually how long would this have to be for?
BF: Not too long.
Adam: *Approves of his choice* Lose a little weight, sweat it out. I think there’s a treatment in LA that you can get done that’s basically that. Actually, I think maybe it’s the other way around. Maybe it’s a cold one. Diets these days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?



Adam: A whore?
BF: No, a HORSE-sized duck.
Adam: Whore-sized? I like the whore duck. Just one. I mean, even if they were small a hundred of those guys would be overwhelming. I think they might win.

continue....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/ ... .ibXPa6vKp



Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?



Adam: *Decides immediately*. Cheese, duh. I already did give up cheese. That is not a hard question



Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?





Adam: *Scrunches up face* Shit! Ooh, that’s hard. For how long?
BF: Forever.
Adam: Oh nooo! *Laughs*
If you were smelling it constantly maybe you could come up with a way to close your nose or whatever. *Thinks* Ignorance is bliss. (He chooses other people smelling him).




Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky for the rest of your life?



Adam: Ergghh. I hate being itchy. Errgghhh. I hate being sticky. I hate both of those things. I think (I’d be) sticky.




Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you want to sneeze but not be able to?



Adam: (Sneezing) Oh that’s the worst thing. But hiccups are really bad too.
For the rest of your life? I think hiccups. I would work it into some sort of percussion routine, make it part of my job. Keep it in time to my songs.
And finally…



Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?




Adam: *Bursts out laughing* I’d rather everyone think I had sex with a goat.
BF: Everyone would think you had sex with a goat.
Adam: You would care less that everyone thought it than you having to take that goat dick. I mean, that’s rough. *Laughs, does goat impression, leaves*



Thank you for playing along and being such a good sport, Adam

shoshanna stone @shoshannastone
We def did not agree on some of those answers and talked about why for days after....
12:10 PM - 28 Nov 2015




guess that includes sniffing peoples balls

Oh Lordy, the things they make him do

It's a good thing he's such a good sport...and I can just imagine the conversation between him and Shosh.

I bet those two together are hilarious

Hrithika » Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:55 am wrote:continue......
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/ ... .ibXPa6vKp



Would you rather lose all of your followers or break up with a best friend?




Adam: Ooh… I think I’d rather lose all of my followers.
I mean, it would be really sad but I mean, priorities.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Realises he spelt it loose followers instead of lose followers*
Loose followers, haha. I’d like that. Get me some loose followers!




Would you rather go about your normal day naked or sleep for a year?

Adam: Lately I think I’d want to sleep for a year. I could use a year of sleep.





Would you rather cook like Gordon Ramsay or play tennis like Serena Williams?




Adam: I’d rather cook.




Would you rather drink one gallon of ketchup or one gallon of mustard?




Adam: Ew. That’s disgusting. One gallon? I feel like one gallon of mustard might put you in the hospital. I like mustard better than ketchup actually but I think ketchup I could deal with more.

Adam's spelling! Love how he used "k" for ketchup so he didn't have to spell it!

madamimadam » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:17 pm wrote:hotradionews 5h5 hours ago
Adam Lambert Plays A Game Of "Would You Rather" And Things Get Hilarious http://buff.ly/1XAowTp

OMG is there a vid of this?

Aviddem » Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:53 am wrote:

madamimadam » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:17 pm wrote:hotradionews 5h5 hours ago
Adam Lambert Plays A Game Of "Would You Rather" And Things Get Hilarious http://buff.ly/1XAowTp

OMG is there a vid of this?

We're hoping...

shoshanna stone ‏@shoshannastone
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 60781.html … @adamlambert